ungus the Loon and Bomber Dribblesnot have it made – these famous Blood Bowl players get to maim people in the match itself, then kick back and feast on mushrooms at half time.

Fungus is the ultimate fanatic, hurling a giant spiked ball and chain around the pitch that's almost as big as he is. Where he'll stop, nobody knows – not even Fungus himself – but if you're lucky, it'll be right in the opponent's scrimmage line. Dribblesnot is somehow the more sensible of the two, despite being a pint-sized pyromaniac with a penchant for deadly explosives. He's able to put an almighty